Police Blotter-Flathead County Montucky

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/09/2018 at 17:56 • Filed to: None

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From July 4

6:13 a.m. A man was “talking to ghosts” and filming objects for no reason.

8:37 a.m. A Columbia Falls man called to complain that his neighbor has been shooting fireworks off at an excessive rate, some of which are bouncing off the house.

9:22 a.m. Some “burn out” competitions were causing a ruckus in a Kalispell neighborhood.

10:14 a.m. A television reporter called to see what was going on.

11:39 a.m. An Apple Watch accidently called 911.

11:45 a.m. Some items were stolen out of a vehicle.

11:56 a.m. A West Valley man called to complain about the street races taking place in his neighborhood at 2 a.m. earlier that day.

2:03 p.m. A Kalispell man was worried he was going to get into a fistfight with his landlord.

2:13 p.m. An Evergreen woman reported that the batteries were taken out of her motorhome.

3:19 p.m. A drunken man was driving all over the road.

4:10 p.m. A wallet was stolen in Kalispell.

4:18 p.m. A man with a tan shirt over his shoulder appeared to be drunk and wandering in traffic in Whitefish.

4:35 p.m. Someone called 911 with questions on how they could move their old fridge to the dump.

4:36 p.m. Another drunken man, this time in Columbia Falls, was being drunk in a drive thru.

6:07 p.m. A Bigfork woman accidently called 911 with her Apple Watch while playing with her dog.

7:23 p.m. A Lakeside resident called 911 because her neighbor’s dogs chased off some goats. She’s been looking for the goats for hours but can’t find them. She asked if she should talk to her neighbor about the importance of keeping the dogs away from the goats and the 911 dispatcher said that would probably be the “neighborly” thing to do.

8:28 p.m. An abandoned van was reported in the Jewel Basin.

10:27 p.m. A stray dog was reportedly “friendly and excited.”

10:28 p.m. A car hit two deer.

10:46 p.m. Some youths with fireworks were asked to “move along.”

11:03 p.m. A Helena Flats man called to complain about some “illegal” fireworks in his neighborhood.

11:08 p.m. Youths were lighting off fireworks right next to a “no fireworks” sign.

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From June 28

7:58 a.m. A dog was running around a construction area.

9:12 a.m. A dog bit their owner on Peaceful Lane in Lakeside.

11:05 p.m. A man was standing on a roof in Columbia Falls with binoculars. The reporting party was convinced he was up to no good.

1:26 p.m. Someone reported that they were at the end of a dead-end road. It’s unclear if they were philosophically there or literally there.

1:30 p.m. A fight over mulch occurred in Kalispell.

1:32 p.m. A dog was reportedly sitting in a Marion man’s front yard. He was unsure where it had come from.

1:55 p.m. A Kalispell man was driving down U.S. Highway 93 with a couple of road sodas.

2:13 p.m. A Columbia Falls man called with some “questions regarding peacocks.”

2:54 p.m. Someone talking on a phone while driving didn’t notice when a traffic light had changed from red to green, much to the dismay of the drivers behind them.

4:12 p.m. A recently released inmate from the Flathead County jail inquired how they could get their guinea pig back.

5:44 p.m. A Bigfork resident found an empty boat.

6:06 p.m. Two cows were on the loose in Kalispell.

7:39 p.m. A disagreement arose at an area coffee hut.

7:51 p.m. Dogs were chasing deer.

9:57 p.m. A train-hopping transient called 911 because he apparently got off the train in the middle of nowhere and started walking but now his feet are covered in blisters and he wants someone to give him a ride back to civilization.

11:27 p.m. Two people sustained minor injuries during a fight over the 1989 Walt Disney Pictures classic “The Little Mermaid.”

DISCUSSION (15)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/09/2018 at 18:08

6:13am

ooooooooh my looooooooove.... my daaaaarling

ive hungered for your touch

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
07/09/2018 at 18:11

I’m guessing he got ghosted.

For Sweden > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/09/2018 at 18:12

6:13 a.m. A man was “talking to ghosts” and filming objects for no reason.

The Californians really are moving to Montana

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/09/2018 at 18:29

11:39 a.m. An Apple Watch accident ly called 911 .

And that is why I will not buy a smartwatch that has the capability to start a phone call.

... which basically means no smartwatch at all

Nom De Plume > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/09/2018 at 18:55

Any idea as to the nature of the No Fireworks sign? My first guess was very real fire hazard but time and multiple police blotters from this area have proved my initial thinking too clear.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Nom De Plume
07/09/2018 at 19:15

Maybe out of the authorized dates for fireworks in the city is my guess, or too close to a gas station.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/09/2018 at 19:16

I’m not sure whether these blotter collections could be developed into a sit-com or a comedy skit show...but they seriously have potential either way...

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > winterlegacy, here 'till the end
07/09/2018 at 19:19

Siri turns on a little to easily for me, imagine if siri was on your wrist.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden
07/09/2018 at 19:20

*Canadians

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
07/09/2018 at 19:22

That, actually is a brilliant idea. Perfect for a 30 minute weekly sit com.

Week one: Talking to Ghosts

Week two: I accidentally called 911 on my apple watch

Week three: the cows are out

Week four: Suspicious dogs

and so on...